Thoughts of a Cereballer

counterpunches:

tockthewatchdog:
mattheuphonium:
kim-jong-chill:
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
fabulous
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.
#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY

tiktaalic:

Can I speak my truth. I don’t think Brienne is even a little gay. I think she’s a kinsey zero who false positives on everyone’s radar. I think if you dropped brienne into new age 2024 she would get treated as a lesbian in her day to day life but whenever a woman liked her she’d be like. Ummmmmmm I’m really sorry but I don’t. Feel like that. I think she’d give lesbianism the good old college try bc of the direness of her male love life and come down firmly on the side of not attracted to women. I think she is quintessential pnw woman who you think is a slam dunk homerun lesbian based on everything about her who drops the word husband on you. I think she gets clocked on sight and mentions a partner named Jaime which makes people go. Okay. Partner i know that game. Jamie easily the name of a lesbian. Easily. And then she drops the he pronouns and you go. Well. Could still be a weird lesbian. And then Jaime is a business major in a frat with generational wealth. And HE is the kinsey five in the relationship.

maudlintrash:

🎵 I say, we can dance, we can dance
Everything’s out of control
We can dance, we can dance
We’re doing it from pole to pole 🎵

I LAUGHED SO HARD

fionagallaqher:
“Film meme: [4/5] romance » 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU (1999)
I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you...

fionagallaqher:

Film meme: [4/5] romance » 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU (1999)
I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you’re always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you’re not around, and the fact that you didn’t call. But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

THINGS TO LOOK FOR IN A MAN FOR MY VERY BEST FRIEND MINA: A LIST BY LUCY

-Handsome

-Rich

-Good birth

-Doctor

-Smart

-Sole medical provider at an enormous asylum for the mentally disturbed

noritaro:

he threw out my shaving mirror ://

cheesefleetwood:

An ongoing list of the recent “Tumblr Men”:
- the legendary pirate Blackbeard (1680-1718)
- the first man to ever have to come out as straight
- Jonathan Harker from Bram Stoker’s 1897 novel Dracula
Next I predict we’ll be obsessing over Jonas Salk, inventor of the polio vaccine.

maxielonceagain:

Sunshine! 🥰💛

MY LOVE

homoqueerjewhobbit:

brawltogethernow:
star-anise:
lireavue:
findingfeather:
aerialsquid:
leonardcohenfan69420:
im singehandedly repairing jewish-goyische relations through my outreach with my facebook friends
I briefly forgot there were normal humans named Elijah and wondered why this person thought they were getting messages from Actual Prophet and Messiah-Herald Elijah the Tishbite.
….yeah me too.
Me three.
Imagine getting visions of someone else’s holy prophet and having to text your friends like “….what am I supposed to do with that?”
“hey he’s back did you study this”
Getting a message from a prophet telling you to do things and instead texting your friends “wtf is this?” is very, very Jewish.

lmao glad it wasn’t just me being like “did you leave out an extra good glass of wine for Elijah this year or something?”

lesbianlecter:

hannigram as that one twitter interaction i can’t stop thinking about