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Owl In My TARDIS

@owlinmytardis

"Just a small town girl living in a lonely world" I do art. I like reading, Doctor Who, and owls but I bet you've figured that by my page. Forever Fandoms: Harry Potter, NSync, Paramore and Doctor Who. Want to know more, just ask. Book Rec: The All Souls Trilogy
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The first is from the “new episodes this may” trailer. The second the actual episode. I thought Della wasn’t in that trailer so I had to check and unless she disappears for a half second there’s an alternate previews version of at least one scene.

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Della is more of a sister than a mom right now but I like her lol. I’m hoping with how big of a deal they made about inclusiveness of characters with disabilities she’s going to stick around.

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Two Marvel fanfic prompts

One during Infinity War and one during Endgame.

Infinity War: The one in which they forgot to tell Bruce Bucky was good now.

He looks confused as hell in the background when they arrive in wakanda but who could blame him when he left earth Bucky was still the winter soldier.

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Stop reading here for minor spoilers that we all knew were coming for Endgame I’ll be as vague as possible though.

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I warned you

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And I was disappointed as hell that there was no end credits scene because this would have never been included as an actual scene in Endgame.

~~~~~ VAGUE ENDGAME SPOILER AHEAD ~~~~~~

The during Endgame Prompt is:

But now that Starlord has officially been on earth in the movies I need a reunion between him and his earth family. Since marvel is super cruel and didn’t give us a end credits scene.

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The build up was dramatic but I’ve had people mad at me for a promotional picture being a spoiler and this is more actual spoiler to me than that so I’m not risking it.

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‪Masters of Illusion is a complete joke if I hadn’t lost my remote I’d have changed it before the one mediocre magician who they had perform 3rd. Master? The 2nd was a the guy playing with a stick on a string that you could see at a few points. The 4th you can predict what celeb a person will think of using their own phone mystifying 🙄 what a master of illusion your are you just know how google and a gullible crowd works. by then I’m getting up no matter how bad I feel and turning of the damned tv instead of watching these idiots trying to be passed off as “master” illusionists not sure they’d pass as birthday party magicians. The kids are probably even too smart to fall for the phone trick.‬ If they have better later maybe they should have just made a longer show with them ugh I know I’m probably only making a big deal because I feel like shit but come on you follow up a Harry Potter special with that. Can’t you rerun Penn and Tellers April Fool Me now that was a good group of illusionists.

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Haha it only took me 8 years to realize what I did to cause my classmates to snicker like I was flirting. See when they snickered, I was leaving a DVD on this guys desk, it was first period homeroom and he was sleeping while we were waiting for the teacher and the bell to ring, I didn't wake him up, I already told him I would bring it for him, so I just left it on his desk. And didn’t hand it to him maybe layed it upside down idk it was several years ago. I realize now since I had to take that Taking Back Sunday dvd out of its dual case and put it into a cd sleeve from a distance instead of the mass produced dvd it was it could have instead looked like a deeply personal mixed cd. Especially if it was upside down and then it extra looked like a mixed cd not a mass produced one.

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What if instead of gilly weed Harry had showed up to the black lake challenge in muggle scuba gear like “like where’s your advanced magic now bitches? Got me a free fishing knife with this thing”

Honestly I just want an AU where Harry approached all his magical problems with muggle solutions. Nobody knows how to handle it because he’s supposed to be there learning magic but you know what, it fucking works.

Give me Harry Potter who is like fucking MacGuyver up in this shit, creating his own non-magical solutions to magical problems.

“Potter how did you get past the enchanted keys to the Sorcerer’s Stone?”

“I used a fucking net.”

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octoberreads

“How did you get past the dragon?”

Harry shines a little red light on the wall “works on cats, why not a dragon”

“How did you get through the hedge maze?”

“Weed-b-gone, it’s like a pound. Nothing will ever grow there again”

It’s the final battle between Harry and Voldemort. The Dark Lord begins to prepare a spell to end Harry Potter’s life once and for all when….

Reblogging because this is funny and the gif is perfect.

I’m gonna do it.

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So I'm watching Disney Channel and they show this little clip of a music video from Forever in Your Mind and these lyrics "Enough about me I want to talk about you So I can hear you say That you want me, that you want me too Enough about me" So we can circle back and talk more about me and how much you love me. Me me me. I thought the last music video clip they ran for this band had a lyric "and I'm running out of bread" instead of breath I legit thought that was the lyric until tonight I rewinded it a few times to make sure I was hearing it right guess I should have looked up the lyrics instead lol.

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So earlier I spent literally 2 hours photoshoping an image for polyvore not realizing because it would be my first collage that you get to upload images you have to create them on the site tonight thankfully I saw that tumblr images could be clipped so I can add this image that I worked way too long on to not use. well again I used an old post on my society6 because imgur isn’t allowed either but I can take that off now and put it here haha. like hours cropping out her original legs making the dress puff out a little over the leggings and have a little shadow, so it looked like it fit just right. and the toms be transparent lace in the right places and fit the feet perfectly. then I get to polyvore create and no uploads ugh

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perhapsarat

The boy has never had anything nice and the second he gets his hands on some money he tries to buy a fucking solid gold cauldron like started from the bottom now we here I love him so much

Honestly Hagrid saved Harry from so much embarrassment. Can you imagine him turning up to his first potions lesson with a fucking solid gold cauldron??? Like Snape already hated Harry think about what he would have said if Harry just plonked that on his desk

I think he would have said fuck it to his promise to dumbledore and murdered Harry on the spot

AGAIN WITH THE SOLID GOLD POSSESSIONS HARRY. I’m surprised he never replaced his glasses with solid gold ones the boy clearly has a taste for the finer things in life. Or when he had his bones removed by Lockhart in second year, he probably had to stop himself from asking Pomfrey to just fill his arm up with gold instead of bones.  

NO WONDER HE CAN SEE THE FUCKIN SNITCH SO WELL HE’S ON THE HUNT FOR GOLD 

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But what if they just happened to cast Andrew Garfield as the boyfriend in Deadpool 2, and someone in the movie is like, “hey, you look just like Peter Par-” but Deadpool tackles them before they can finish and then just looks directly at the camera and is like, “this is my boyfriend, Pete Parkley, and he is definitely not Spiderman because that would be a serious breach of licensing rights.” and then he just grabs Pete and tows him away by the suspicious red spandex collar poking out over the top of his T-shirt

Someone get this to Ryan Reynolds stat

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lovelimzy

‘Grow old with me, the best is yet to be.’ Have a happy Valentine’s Day everyone!

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