I'm the bee's knees

everlarkias:

nothing brings me more peace than knowing that katniss everdeen spends the rest of her life eating warm cheese buns and being held every night by a man who loves her more than life itself. she deserves everything

eldritchamy:

catchymemes:

#i think you answered your own question op

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lordofthegringos-deactivated202:

>at feminism conference

>first male speaker in event’s 50 year history

>great and terrible honor

>nervous

>get on stage

>40,000 people staring at me in silence

>all girls

>nervous

>introduce myself

>silence

>shakily bring up first slide of PowerPoint

>“things that I think women like, based on listening to women for 30 years”

>silence

>could hear a pin drop

>somewhere in the crowd a gun is cocked

>deep breath

>next slide

>“Whip-Its”

>deafening silence

>oh god

>I’m done for

>it’s so over

>suddenly

>a slow clap

>slow clap builds to a few dozen claps

>few dozen builds to hundreds

>thunderous applause from all 40,000 women

>“finally!” they say

>oh shit

>tenative confidence

>next slide

>“Video games”

>applause continues

>women are stomping their feet

>hooting

>hollering

>next slide

>“treats sometimes”

>cheering

>whistles

>crowd of women chanting

>next slide

>“end of presentation. thank you for listening”

>women applaud me off stage

>pass the upcoming presenter back stage

>is a woman who is going to do magic tricks with a lion

>“thanks for getting them warmed up rookie”

>oh fuck do women like magic tricks

>magician goes on stage

>the women fucking love the magic tricks with a lion

>every day I learn more about women

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feathersescapism:

lynati:

Honestly I think this is an excellent step for us as a culture and species but man a lot of older humans are pissed off about it. 

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asterofthesapphires:

opencharacters:

It looks like Mickey has something to say

Mickey has been public domain for 48 hours and he’s already a communist. Good for him.

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icantwritegood:

rslashrats:

rslashrats:

i keep thinking all the mars rovers are the size of a medium dog but i am wrong every single time

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prokopetz:

melancholia-ennui:

prokopetz:

Tumblr is the greatest social media platform because this is literally the only site where I can casually imply that the proper plural of “Spider-Man” is “Spiders-Men” and get absolutely zero pushback.

Nah I’ll push back against that, you can’t pluralise it twice. It’s obviously Spiders-Man!

The fun thing about pluralising only “Spiders” is that it implies “Spider-Man” is a French style trailing-adjective construction, like “surgeons general”, and hence that “spider” is the noun, and “man” the adjective.

liquidstar:

liquidstar:

what are more things like mansplaining and manspreading im looking for new hobbies

god when you guys are right youre right

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catchymemes: