raspberry cream - submitted by shittybraindrawings
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I'm Sorry That I Left You There in the Darkness - Submitted by SeesawSiya
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i cannot tell what occasion this garment could possibly be for
Today's Seal Is: Motherfucker Unlimited
Rogue: i can sneak ahead and see what’s going on!
DM: do you have darkvision?
Rogue: nope
DM: ….
Rogue: also I have -1 to perception
DM: ???
Rogue: i just think it’s going to be really funny
I am here on the-haiku-bot post
Today's bird is this black throated magpie jay!
I doodled your boys as aliens. Hope I got the idea across well enough
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.....oh...my god.....THIS LOOKS SO SO GOOD WHATT
Anonymous asked:
Pledging your first born to a fae, but they learn like three years later you're a massive lesbian.
fairies keep leaving ivf pamphlets on your doormat
The DM describes how there is a “No Changelings” sign on the door to an inn due to many people believing them to be evil due to past crime groups. The group goes into the inn, before uncovering that the innkeeper is in fact, three changelings shapeshifting to take the form of the real (deceased) innkeeper.
Ranger: Guys! We need to kill them! DM said they’re evil.
Warlock 1: Yeah, I’m with Ranger, they’re literally impersonating a dead man.
Warlock 2: I’m gonna set the whole inn on fire, and hear them all scream. For justice :)
Bard (who is secretly a changeling and sweating anxiously): ERM CAN WE CALM DOWN FOR A SECOND?
Warlock 2, disappointed: Aren’t you chaotic neutral?
Bard: For MISCHEIF, not MURDER