Your fucking mum

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
asynca
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elvenmother

I work in gaming and do this all the time. I learnt long ago that no matter what games I name, when a guy demands I name what I'm playing, that they will shit on them.

So now I just make shit up when they try to "catch me out" and listen as they list how wrong I am and all the things wrong with something that doesn't even exist. It's a wonderful hobby and I heartily recommend it.

funnywormz
funnywormz

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obsessed with how ryoko kui sometimes draws falin wearing these shirts with the images of her skeleton chilling in the dragon's stomach. it's so fucking real. if i'd been eaten by a dragon i would 100% wear shirts like this too

edit: ID added courtesy of @princess-of-purple-prose ! thank you!

[ID: Art of Falin from the Dungeon Meshi extras. She's shown smiling and wearing similar graphic T-shirts which feature a skeleton relaxing within a stomach as a clock floats beside it. End ID]

pyreo
pyreo

like everyone else who's read the manga, of course I now have the senshi in my head telling me to eat right. but mine is

me: man I would love to make that spaghetti I like, but we're out of mushrooms

senshi: go get some

me: but there's nothing else I need right now, it's not efficient to go all the way to the supermarket just for that

senshi: then go find some! go in the woods

me:

senshi: go in the woods

sindri42
stemmmm

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never forgive trigger for what they cut

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marcilled

marcille's hair is SO important to her. like. every couple of chapters we see her with a new hairstyle. she takes SUCH GOOD CARE OF HER HAIR, BECAUSE IT'S THAT IMPORTANT TO HER MAGIC. it's more than just her magic though; she's very deliberate about her appearance, going to great lengths to be clean, tidy, etc. she's a clean freak! ordinarily she would be really upset about being grimy and dirty like this; just look at her response to just a few chapters/episodes ago when she had to put on the frog suit. she HATED that.  but here, she's singularly determined; she doesn't have time to gripe about how she's covered in blood, sweat, and dragon viscera. she's doing this for falin, so it doesn't matter what lengths she needs to go to. and this panel spells it all out for you without any words. the gravity of this situation, that marcille is willing to go to any lengths for falin. her devotion is stronger than any fear she may have of being punished for her use of forbidden magic. THAT'S LOVE!!!ALT

started ranting abt this to a friend... i'm still so irritated that they didn't include this

sindri42

It also emphasizes how different this is from the magic we've seen from her before. Like, it was a major, albeit comedic, plot point that her water walking spell doesn't even work if your hair is too dirty. She isn't super particular about hygiene just because she likes to be clean, or thinks it's icky otherwise, this is a serious practical concern that her magic doesn't work as well without that purity. A difficult spell, requiring precision and with high stakes for failure, you would expect her to spend an hour beforehand fastidiously sterilizing everything involved like she's about to do brain surgery.

But this isn't that kind of spell. This spell is playing by an entirely different set of rules. This is magic that was created by, and for, people who are soaked in blood.

derinthescarletpescatarian
nachosforfree

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derinthescarletpescatarian

The radius and ulna are among my favourite bones specifically because they do this

jessiethewitchzard

I hate this. I hate that they do this. I think about this every time I rotate my wrist. It seems like the sort of thing that would go wrong in all sorts of horrible ways and leave a bone sticking out of my skin. and yet it keeps happening. every day of my life.

derinthescarletpescatarian

I rotate my arms regularly just because I like it when they do this.