Yelena: I bet if I was pregnant, you’d be listening to every single word I have to say.
Kate: If you were pregnant, I think we’d have a lot of questions.
Sam: You look good for an old-ass man.
Bucky: I’m technically in my thirties!
Sam: Late thirties...
Bucky: You're older than me!
Y/N: Okay, ice boy.
Bucky: You stay out of this!
#When You Don’t Want To Ruin The Friendship
Y/N: Your mother loves me!
Natasha: She thinks you’re my cleaner.
(After Natasha and Y/N break up)
Y/N: Did you know I bought Natasha a ring?
Wanda: A ring?!
Y/N: ... tone. A ringtone.
Y/N: It was the monster mash. It was our song.
Y/N, sighs: ... it was my song, she hated it.
#That Season 2 Slow Burn First Kiss
Yelena: You're late, Kate Bishop.
Kate: I'm not late. It's 9:18, which is practically 9:15, which is basically 9. If anything, I'm early.
Tony: She can apologize to me in HELL!
Steve: Wait, why are you going to Hell?
Tony: Because I love gossip and I don't really care about the environment.
Bucky: I bet if I was pregnant, you’d be listening to every single word I have to say.
Sam: If you were pregnant, I think we’d have a lot of questions.