they invented gender to sell more bathrooms

I'd say this is an anomaly but seriously roos are sometimes nosy and just need to be in your business, OR they will fight you if you look at them funny. I love them, they're great, but they make little sense.

The fucking horror I felt in my soul of the 3 seconds it took to try to and work out what the fuck this animal was

I'm not even kidding I think food service jobs are the hardest customer service jobs that exist and if you have them on your resume long enough that it's clear you could maintain them people should be begging on their hands and fucking knees for you to work for them.

Do you have any idea how much goes into any given food service job. Not only is it customer service, it's usually heavy machinery operation and maintaining, sanitation work, handling of money, awareness of allergens and chemicals and EXACTLY where they are and where they go, intense memory games for menu items and all of their ingredients... You deal with some of the absolute worst rushes doing multiple tasks, you can basically never sit down, most of your cooking equipment is extremely dangerous and can hurt you very badly if you lose focus for any amount of time, you deal with insane temperature fluctuations constantly, food service is always understaffed because it's less expensive to pay you to do the jobs of four people, everyone is incredibly mean to you all the time, and you get paid like absolute fucking shit because people think it's "unskilled" entry level labor anyway.

Average sixteen year old working minimum wage at McDonald's is actually a more respectable and skilled worker than any person working a salaried desk job on the planet.

Realized I have a naked rat and a small piano

Here's Harry banging out the tunes, April 13th 2023

I hope every 19 year old is ok eventually I'm so fucking serious. If you're 19 stay safe out there it'll be ok love you

btw this doesn't apply when my university campus gets crowded and there's nowhere for me to sit down and eat. I hope every freshman drops out and goes home

🎶 mr bonzo’s on his way 🏃he wants to stay 🎉 he wants to play 🛝 mr bonzo’s on his way 🥳 he wants to stay 🤡 he wants to play 😃 mr bonzo’s on his way 🎵 he wants to stay 🌈 he wants to play 🎭 mr bonzo’s on his way 🚗 he wants to stay 🎶 he wants to play 🎠 mr bonzo’s on his way 🛩️ he wants to stay 🎪 he wants to play 🎡

seeing these comments on the latest smosh pit video lowkey feels like a fever dream lmao

if someone brought karl marx back to life the first thing I would do is have a shopping montage to get him modern outfits where I shake my head yes or no to the outfits he picks out but then after that we'd get down to serious business

This is the dream, tho?

this is what fantasy scholars are irl

It says he teaches others! He's passing the learning on. Even if you wanted to argue something something contribute to society blah, he is doing that.

this man is absolutely living the dream, bless his heart

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Is this how you roll?

me when i fuckin uhhh

jatp renewal rumours on twitter what is going ON

Tag urself I'm Tiddy Skittles

Guys I found the FUCKING article have it

Ashley, F. (2019). Surgical informed consent and recognizing perioperative duty to disclose in transgender health care. McGill Journal of Law and Health, 13(1), 73-116

The author is transfeminine themselves and this bit was in a FOOTNOTE. They had NO OBLIGATION to give this information and they are the funniest person on this fucking planet

I’m glad people are enjoying it! I totally wrote the footnote for shits and giggles, adding it during revisions. Academic funnies is something I try to do as much as I can, because academia is often too dull for my taste: https://www.facebook.com/florence.a.pare/posts/10223888512340696

It’s hilarious that it has legit 132k notes lol

How am I just finding out about you

ok but have y'all seen their writing on surgery:

Forthcoming in the prestigious McGill Law Journal. ✨

That was uncalled for 😭😭😭

I feel lied to. This is where the bugs bunny NO meme cokes from

Ah lads they fucking rotated him

NOW it’s you

Oh yea? Well guess what bro

Best post I've seen all day

This post can't stop me bc I can read upside down >:D

Fool.

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I can read sideways, upside down, backwards. Try me.